什么理由可以不交作业?(爆笑)(3)

 

Worst non-tech excuses
史上最烂非科技借口

My mum put my homework in the washing machine, and then burnt it as she tried to iron it dry.
我妈妈把我的作业放进了洗衣机，而后她想把作业熨干，但却把它烧毁了。

The wind blew my homework into a pond, and then a swan ate it.
一阵风把我的作业吹到池塘里，而后它被天鹅吃掉了。

My brother drove off with my homework in his lorry, and then he lost it in France.
我哥哥开着货车连带着我的作业一齐走了，而后就把作业落在了法国。